He said, she said – a love story

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He said: Can I borrow your pencil?

She thought: WTF? What kind of loser turns up to the first week of Uni without a pencil?

He said: Wanna play table hockey?

She said: Sure! I will kick your ass.

He said: Wanna play table hockey?

She said: Love to.

He said: Wanna play table hockey?

She thought: This is the longest courtship in the history of man.

He said: Want to go see a movie?

She said: What took you so long to ask?

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KelAnt

They said: Oh my god, that is a total wedding photo.

He and she said: Whatever. {But she secretly agreed}

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He said: Kel, you love your sport more than you love me.

She said: That’s ridiculous.

He said: No really, your life is all about triathlon and there’s no room for me.

She said: No, it’s just that you’re really high maintenance.

He said: I think we should take a break.

She said: I think that’s a good idea.

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She said: I’ve done a lot of thinking and you’re right, my life was all about triathlon. I want to have another shot at us.

He said: I’ve just started seeing someone.

She said: Oh. F#ck.

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He said: I broke it off with that girl.

She cried with relief.

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He said: Will you marry me?

She said: What took you so long to ask?

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She said: I want to start my own business.

He said: Ok.

He thought: Oh my god.

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She said: Business is great!

He thought: Thank god.

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She said: I’m pregnant.

He said: Woo! High five!

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Ant-Jaden

She said: His name is Jaden. You get to choose his second name.

He said: Anthony of course. Jaden Anthony.

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He said: Kel, you are so stressed out, there must be a better way to run your business.

She said: I am running the business just fine thanks.

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He said: Kel, it’s been a year and nothing has changed. You’re still so stressed out.

She said: You don’t know anything – I’ve changed lots of things. Of course it’s stressful being a mum and a wife and running a business. That’s life.

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She said: I hate the business. I want to sell the business. I want to sell everything we own and go live in a shack in the bush.

He said: Why don’t you try running the business like a business first?

She said: I’ve tried. I’ve tried everything and nothing works. It’s never going to get easier. It’s never going to get better.

He said: You haven’t tried everything because you haven’t done any of the stuff I told you to do.

She said: Ok. I will keep trying.

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She said: I hate the business. I want to sell the business. I want to sell everything we own and go live in a shack in the bush.

He said: Kel, go home. Rest. Get better. Let me run the business for you.

She said: You can’t run my business

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She said: Go ahead. Run the business. I just don’t care any more.

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He said: What did the doctor say?

She said: He can’t see any reason for all the miscarriages. It could be stress. But more than likely it’s just really bad luck.

He said: 🙁

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She said: So it looks like you’re doing a really good job of running the business. I’ll just continue to stay at home shall I?

He said: Yes. Good idea.

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She said: I’m ready to try again for baby number two. One last shot.

He said: Woo hoo, I’ll make it a good one.

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She said: I’m pregnant.

He said: Like there was ever any doubt.

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She said: I can’t believe we made it to 12 weeks.

He said: Like there was ever any doubt.

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She said: I can’t believe we made it to 19 weeks.

He said: Like there was ever any doubt.

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She said: I can’t believe we made it to 27 weeks. Look, she has long legs just like you.

He said: Do you believe it now?

She said: No. I’ll believe it when she’s in my arms

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She said: I can’t believe we’ve been married for 7 years. Thank you for staying with me through all the shit.

He said: Where would I have gone?

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Ant-Mia

She said: Oh my god, she is perfect.

He said: What’s her name?

She said: Mia Marie. Miss Mia Marie Exeter.

He said: Do you believe it now?

She said: Yes. Oh yes.

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She said: I didn’t know what to get you for your birthday so I wrote this for you.

He said: ……